g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

(Source: milfhouse)


Oct 01 12:06with 763,188 notes

puyols-hairdresser:

when you’re doing school work and someone asks you what the answer is

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(Source: wintersoldier-iscoming)


Oct 01 12:03with 292,032 notes

mcdolands:

Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you


Sep 29 15:09with 135,234 notes
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