fleshmorph:

i do bad things because i listen to music with swears 


May 22 0:39with 745,847 notes

pornstarbucks:

younevershineifyouneverburn:

froslasss:

sucysucyfivedolla:

sucysucyfivedolla:

hi-sweet-tea:

terra-butt:

*makes spongebob references during sex*

You better hurry up because i’m already halfway there….halfway there….halfway there…

the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles

we just need to plug up all these holes

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are you feeling it now mr.krabs

Bring it around town

i’ll never wash this hand againimage

(Source: yungterra)


May 22 0:35with 288,741 notes

krystalrneth:

U know you’ve grown up when you don’t find the same people on YouTube funny anymore

(Source: foodtrucker)


May 22 0:15with 385,972 notes
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